Sloppy, Sopping and Submerged vol 04


schoolgirl soccer-school uniforms and regulation knickers galore in this one. British uniforms or Catholic style, they all look great when 'wet'. Our four cuties in gymslips are larking about while playing soccer in the garden. Lots of glistening wet legs, knickers and tops, plus underwater videography as well. These girls may not score at the World Cup, but they will certainly score with our wetlook, underwater and uniform fans.


basic ingredients- This is the original script that Sharon Stone felt was too 'hot', too 'sexy' and too 'messy' to be filmed so it was re-written for her movie 'Basic Instinct'. We have faithfully recreated the interrogation scene as it was originally intended. Our villainess is suspected of pie-slapstick abuse but totally dominates the scene by torturing her interrogator with verbal jousting. She teases him with water, chocolate sauce and cream pies.


keeley's kool-down-keeley is dressed up in her best purple dress and matching shoes and stockings, then shows us the best way to cool down at a nearby Fresh Water Springs. Keeley bathes her stockings and drenches her dress in the cool waters and shimmering sunlight. Not content with soaking her clothes in the crystal clear waters she decides to show us how gracefully she can swim underwater and perform a tantalizing underwater ballet and striptease.


mud limbo mania-this is far more interesting than any limbo event you have seen before. Micki seems confident that she can stretch those legs farther than Sammy can. Perhaps those short tight miniskirts create a problem for the girls, but certainly not for us viewers. Which girl do you think will get all muddy first? Total immersion mud fans will not be disappointed either.


the wet business suit awards-here's a new one. In this 'politically correct' age where wet T-shirt events are frowned upon we have staged a very prim and proper wet business suit competition featuring successful female business women. Each contestant is judged upon her personality, material desires and of course how good she looks when hosed down in her designer suit. The girls reveal some amazing insights about their personal desires.


knickerbocker glory- An episode of the wacky TV Cookery lesson from the video vaults of Slapstick Cable Network. Jo demonstrates preparing a favorite recipe of hers, the 'Knickerbocker Glory'. Knickerbockers are a prime ingredient, and the 'glory' results from following Jo's strict instructions. This is Sammy's favorite TV show and she religiously copies Jo's instructions to see if she can achieve the same results. Plenty of eggs, flour, baked beans and chocolate sauce are needed, so tune in, gather your ingredients and bring along your girlfriend or mother for practice.