Sloppy, Sopping and Submerged vol 1


*love thy neighbor Move over ann-margret, cos the baked beans flow more freely here than the movie tommy. Dawn is preparing a cake and Gill shows up to return an egg and lodge a complaint. A catfight ensures in which raw eggs are exchanged followed by generous helpings of custard and flour. Gill's blouse is ripped open while the gooey substances are poured on her breasts. Meanwhile she grapples Dawn to the floor and the baked beans start to flow in abundance all over their stockings and dresses.


* dawn's shower: Dawn demonstrates how sexy a shower striptease can be when she dons her best red lingerie to feel the effects of warm water on her stockings.


* aquagirl makeup: Gill is desperate to make some sales of her latest line of waterproof makeup and will do anything to prove a point to her customers to the point of giving an underwater make-up demonstration'. Amanda is interested in the waterproof products, but wants to make sure that they really are "waterproof". Gill decides to take Amanda to the swimming pool to try them on underwater. Gill escorts Amanda into the pool while still fully-clothed, stockings, shoes and all.
* 1-900-pie-face: Now this truly takes the cake (or pie). A 1-900 service dedicated to those who love to see their women dressed in cream pies. Iva shows her clients how to enjoy the experience. She taunts her callers into abusing her with pies. She wants them, but you must call in to satisfy her. Suddenly, from 3 different directions the pies start to fly and she is aroused.


* agent H20: An epic spy drama which pays homage to mission impossible and the girl from u.n.c.l.e. where Jo plays intrepid secret agent "H20" and encounters a variety of catfights. Agent H20 battles a female security guard in the lake, fights another with a garden hose and drowns another guard in the pool. She deftly crawls into the pool and swims underwater to her climactic underwater catfight with Gill the Foreign Agent'. Lots of wet dresses and soaking stockings ensue.


* jo's underwater fantasy: Proving that good models never stay dead for long, we see a montage of outtake scenes from Agent H20, where Iva continues her swim in the lake with an underwater striptease and Amanda shows us how much erotic fun a garden hose can be. Jo on the other hand cannot keep out of the water, so she dons a new bodystocking and slips into the pool to show us an underwater ballet that Esther Williams never dreamed of doing. Watch her walk on the bottom of a 9 ft pool without using weights.