It's our version of "Battle of the Network Stars" and "It's a Knockout" with our Red Team players versus the White Team players in 90 minutes of Wet and Messy games. Starring: UK models Joanne, Keeley, Sammi and Samantha Jane as the "Red Team" All Stars, with Dawn, Lisa, Sarah and April as the "White Team" of cheeky challengers, the "Rookies." Hosted by Billy D, the Games are as follows

1) The Human Sponge Competition: The Red team, (the "Pro's" in stockings) against the White team, (the "rookies" in pantyhose). Dunking themselves in the pool to absorb as much water as possible in their dresses, hose, stockings and shoes only to squeeze the liquid out into their team's gallon jugs. As the show host says "The thicker the knicker, the jug fills up quicker"!

2) Underwater Tag Team Modeling: An underwater breath holding event with a difference. Hold your breath, "Vogue" a pose, then tag a team mate to continue the competition. Anything goes to seduce the judges vote! especially the wet stockings and pantyhose.

3) Mud Sumo Wrestling: Red Team and White team clash again in a "No Hands Allowed" Mud Sumo Wrestling event. Tag team tactics as the girls pummel each other into the mud with their bodies. Then "Hands Free--Shred Fest Sumo"; the team with any clothes remaining and full body mud coverage wins.

4) Human Art Competition: Delicate artistic senses are employed as our teams, "Wet, Shred and Decorate" each other. Each team hoses themselves down, get naughty with scissors creating shredded confetti dress designs -

then decorate each other with chocolate sauce and multicolored custard. 5) The Pie-Athalon: The most twisted and demanding event of the Games. A "Runner-Thrower" from each team swims a lap, grabs a cream pie, runs a quick lap around the Wamtec ranch, arrives at the "pie target arcade" to throw a pie at a model.

6) The Mud Treasure Hunt Red against White with Tag Team tactics again. Find plastic bottles in the mud pit. Easy? Not when you can't use your hands to dig them out of deep mud pit and pass them to safety. It's pure wet and messy mayhem for 90 mins.

Location: The Wamtec ranch--October 1994

Camera Crew: Rob Blaine, Steve, Billy Z, Bill D, Yas, Arty, MK

Special thanks to Rob Blaine of Messyfun

who attended and assisted us with camerawork and staging.

Written and Produced by: MK

Directed by: Yas.